ETIQUETTE

So you'd like to make a good impression. The following are general guidelines for proper decorum when reaching out. 

First.…

I only agree to see a certain type of client. What I am looking for first and foremost is a gentleman.

I understand that you're eager. And I love that, believe me. However, I must insist that you do not talk sexually at any point during the booking process.

In your first message...

I need to know who you are. Please be forthcoming with your information. Whenever possible, use contact information that can be verified with a virtual paper trail. An alias is a red flag. Know that I understand the value of discretion; I will never share your details with anyone, nor will I attempt to contact you at any point regarding anything aside from booking.

Just as important, I need to know your profession. I love LinkedIn pages! I will never contact your place of work or anyone associated with you.

All I need is to know that you are safe for me to see. Law enforcement officers are never safe; these measures are necessary strictly in order to rule them out.

Please book efficiently.

My preference is to handle booking within three emails or fewer! I understand you may have questions, but please don't draw things out unnecessarily.

Likewise, my email address and phone number are not chat lines. Feel free to let me know that you're thinking of me, but keep in mind that I may not always have the time to respond.

Day of…

Whenever possible, I love to start a date with a drink at a bar. Believe it or not, I am actually a very shy person! Taking the time to unwind and connect is something that I truly value.

If you'd prefer to have a drink in private, I love flavored whiskeys and ginger ale. I also enjoy a good hybrid strain from your favorite dispensary.

Please be freshly showered and ready to go!

Regarding gifts and tipping...

Always appreciated, never necessary. Cash, casino chips, and rare coins delight me. I also adore flowers, precious stones, and lingerie.

Want to send a gift just because? Please check out my wish lists.